You know what sucks?

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 02/15/2019 at 22:15 • Filed to: None

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Having a frozen package of turkey sausage nail you right in the nuts as it falls out of your freezer. Owwwwwww

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 22:28

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 22:28

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Thats a whole ass mood

PatBateman > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 22:29

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First of all, that title is just begging for jokes.

Secondly, HOW IN THE FUCK does something falling DOWN whack your nuts while you’re standing up?! Your Johnson, yeah, but your nuts?!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 22:30

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Sausage, meet balls

nermal > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 22:31

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You can avoid this in the future by not putting your nuts in the freezer....

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 22:37

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Know what sucks more?

(This happens to me approximately daily.)

fhrblig > PatBateman 02/15/2019 at 22:42

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Because I tried to catch it with one hand on the way down and I deflected it right into them.

fhrblig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/15/2019 at 22:42

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Normally that isn't painful

fhrblig > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/15/2019 at 22:43

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Gahhhh

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 02/15/2019 at 22:51

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He was really excited about cooking uonsome turkey sausage.

MrDakka > PatBateman 02/15/2019 at 23:01

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A rotating cylinder can generate lift.

I ts called the Magnus effect and you can observe the behavior in tennis, soccer, golf, etc.

It can be modeled using the Kutta-J oukowski theorem and approximated with the Runge Kuta met hod to find exactly how fast the sausage must be rotating to generate enough lift to deflect it’s falling trajectory from the average height of the refrigerator’s top shelf to hit fhrblig’s balls with enough force to force him to bitch about it on Oppo.

XD

shop-teacher > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 23:17

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Duly noted.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 23:21

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I think we call that pass interference.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > fhrblig 02/15/2019 at 23:23

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When my children’s heads were sack height I just covered myself like a soccer player when ever one of them started running around to avoid getting “dad racked ”.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 02/16/2019 at 06:13

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At least the sausages make a good ice pack?

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/16/2019 at 10:20

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I don’t know, because afterward I put them as far away from me as possible.